Definition of Economics

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.

PAKISTANI ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid,
China for military aid,
British for Warplanes,
Italy for machines,
Germany for technology,
French for submarines,
Switzerland for loans,
Russia for drugs and
Japan for equipment.
You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the world.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation willbe a danger to mankind hiding secret weapons of cattle destruction.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because
you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a monthand milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.

ISRAELI ECONOMICS
You have two cows
You steal two Palestinian cows so you have four.
America gives you four more cows for free.
You accuse Europe of anti-semitism so you are given eight more cows.
You sell adulterated cow food to Africa in exchange for ten healthy AficanCows.
You claim a secret formula of cow multiplication.
The world amazes at your agricultural genius.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market themworldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity andarrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

TIBETAN ECONOMICS (I)
You have two cows.
Let them mate with yaks and you now have three.
Let them mate and mate and mate
You now have more than you can handle
You now a build a center
You separate the male and female
You teach them that mating is a sin
You also teach them that violence is a sin
Slowly they lost touch with realities
One day Chinese came and killed most of them
They tried to fight back
They cried to UN for help
But it was too late
Not only did they lose their cows
but the grassland where the cow feed

TIBETAN ECONOMICS (II)
There were 2 cows(or Yaks,Midget,lazy)
Keeps thinking everyhting is hunky dory
until the Chinese cow overpowered them
Still thinking fighting back is sinfu
land might hurt the Chi cow,s feeling
Forgot to graze thinking that might kill a lots of bugs.
Ends up in a foreign La la land and started pleading another cowcalled UNO,refuses to listen but still tries at least ones a year
Calves are dying of malnourishment but the Mama cow still says
Never give up,go in the middle and relinquish violence for the Sake of Semchen Thamche,
But you go hungry....Tibetan Cow. Alas

TIBETAN ECONOMICS (III)
You have two cows.
Both the cows are tibetan.
The cows pray all the time.
Both the cows die of old age.
The cows are reborn in India as humans.
They get "visa" to ARI because of the good KARMA in their previous lives as "COW"In ARI they go to clubs and fight.
they both get killed in a bar.
They are reborn as COWS because of "BAR KARMA"
Again they start praying....!